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Originally Posted by ka-gb08
Well Water! - 8 2Liters of Mountain Dew
4 cans of Orange juice concentrate
2 cans of Lemonade concentrate
2 cans of Limemade concentrate
a handle of gin and a fifth of everclear
Gets you real messed up and always a hit with the ladies!
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That's essentially the recipe for our punch at the house.
Except no orange juice. And a LOT of sugar.
Which makes guys real sick, but that's what they get for drinking a girl drink.
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