Dear DHL,
You should close your doors and go out of business. After you leave the first blackberry on the porch, you go and do the exact same thing! Only this time I prove that I am smarter than you and change the address to a house. I urge noone to use your delivery method! DHL I want to fight you but I wouldn't because I've moved out of the hood. Don't think I won't take it back there, if need be!
