I definitely don't have the same jeans problems as the rest of y'all. First of all I most DEFINITELY HAVE A BUTT. DEeeeeefinitely. Clearly. LOL.
So jeans never fit me around the waist that fit around the butt. But here's a kicker. I have been losing weight of late, and my butt has shrunk (some, but not enough that my guy friends have gone into mourning, lol- they are so funny) but my thighs haven't. So now jeans that fit at the thigh don't fit at the butt or at the waist.
I like low riders because I have nice abs and can show em off, but I also don't want anyone knowing what color my panties are.
Add to all this that petite sizes are always a LITTLE too short, but regular sizes (with the exception of MUDD jeans, which I very much appreciate) are way too long it takes WORK to find jeans to fit me!
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It may be said with rough accuracy that there are three stages in the life of a strong people. First, it is a small power, and fights small powers. Then it is a great power, and fights great powers. Then it is a great power, and fights small powers, but pretends that they are great powers, in order to rekindle the ashes of its ancient emotion and vanity.-- G.K. Chesterton
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