Okay, getting off topic but...
Can I have some recommendations on jeans that fit? I have like every figure flaw on the book: My waist is 2 sizes smaller than my hips (so birthin' the babies won't be any trouble, but don't go pants shopping), and I have a relatively long rise...but I'm just under 5'4". My hips are really low and square, too. I find that at a lot of shops I fall between sizes (AE, J. Crew), and I also like to wear my jeans on the loose side. I want something that sits on my hips and doesn't get in Jane's way (she's my belly button ring

) but doesn't show the world what color underwear I have on when I sit down. And I don't want to trip on the bottom.
Okay, so maybe I'm being unrealistic. Can y'all help me anyway?