Oh, now, OTW, let's give the poor newbie a break. Here, I'll help:
1) Larry Kroger
2) 1965
3) I really can't answer that now because we're already on double-secret probation and I don't want to risk making things worse.
4) I know the Omegas paddle their pledges and make them say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" repeatedly. Sounds painful and humiliating.
5) Because our chapter president, Eric Stratton, promises us loads of good-looking girls once we're initiated.
6) Knock yourself out.
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