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Originally posted by Chrysanthemum
IQuadraboob is not pretty. Put on your bra, then put on a tight t-shirt, then count your boobs in the mirror. If it's more than two, get thee to Victoria's Secret, you need a bigger cup size. It doesn't matter how great the rest of your clothes are if your bra doesn't fit properly. Also, the only color bra you should ever wear with a light-colored shirt is NUDE, not WHITE. White bras blend into your shirt, skin-tone bras blend into you.
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Oh my goodness - thanks for the laugh! Quadraboob, heehee.
Here's another fashion-don't-you-DARE:
Lacy bras with tight T-shirts. Man do I hate that. And for some reason it's always the girls who are a little, ahem, "top-heavy" in these teeny little shirts painted on their bodies, with their "assets" sticking out all lumpy because of the lace.
Hello! Are you enjoying your seven years of bad luck, because your mirror MUST be broken!
or, maybe, worst of all, Quadraboob in a lace bra. Please, people, seek help immediately. You're only one step away from walking around in a black bra and a white tank top.
Geez, it's not that hard to find a smooth bra if you really have to impose your tight shirt on the rest of us.
There is a girl in some of my classes who lives in a insane little world called DENIAL and refuses to admit that she has gained 20+ lbs in the last year. She wears very very tight shirts and the corresponding undergarments that fit her last year. She sits right in front of me and, seriously, between the bra cutting into her and the shirt being so darn tight, the shirt just goes down her back in ripples! Honey, none of us are supermodels, but I'm afraid that this just isn't the best look for you.