And this was no overnight trip!

It was a 3-week trip to 3 countries representing the Girl Scouts of the USA! When we dropped her off on the return trip, one of the other girls was literally crying in relief.
I almost forgot!!! This is the worst! We were landing in California and she said, "You know that ivory shop we were in in Hong Kong? Well, after y'all left, I went back and bought some and that suitcase over there is full of it." ILLEGAL IVORY! AAAAHHH!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET ARRESTED!
We stepped up to customs--we were in uniform-- and the agents waved us through, saying ,"Girl Scouts! Like you're going to smuggle anything!"
And she asked for a Pi Phi rec....