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Originally Posted by CrackerBarrel
I dunno, referring to yourself as a "Pretty Boy" certainly makes you seem gay. And you're a douche, by the way, to assume that you're significantly smarter than him. If that's the case why the hell are you a 24 year old junior? That would seem to suggest quite the opposite, that you are in fact a dumbass.
Ok, so far I know that you think you're pretty, write like an insecure fool, and probably suck at tennis to be completely honest plus golf, squash and sailing are all infinitely frattier, you "new money" (oh wow, I know what it means) prick.
Oh, and unless you're driving the McLaren models, you can get a much better car for your money than a Mercedes. If you want a foreign car that leaks oil and needs repairing twice a year at least get a Land Rover and set yourself apart from the brokers assistants, peasant. You would know that if you weren't so nouveau riche.
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You should know that not everyone knows what they want to be the day they step onto the university, it doesnt mean they are not smart, Jethro. Also I started primary school a year late for reasons beyond my control, insensitive twat.
And i DO drive an SLR McLaren, surprise surprise. And my tennis game is very good I use semi-Western grip and can smash like nobody's business, you probably couldnt even do that with the beginner's Eastern forehand. And the property I will inherit is worth more than what you'll make in your life.
I KNOW I'm pretty, nothing gay about having a pretty face, just the face God gave me and girls seem to like it.
Go back to your Ford pickups, bud light, nascar, and "Git r' done" how-to manuals teaching you how to build second rate motorcycles you could have bought for $500 at the lots on the "wrong" side of the tracks. I'd hate to see you miss out on a fun-filled day of talking with your friends about what "makes a true American man" and the "advantages" of looking like an unshaven, thick browed, ape who looks like he's been in prison for two years. I would be monumentally surprised if you were any different than that. So unless you have an IQ of over 140, can speak 4 languages, play four different instruments, and are planning embarking into politics, you are talking way out of your league. Auf Wiedersehen, Adios, Hey då, and good bye, you nobody. =)