^^^ ROTFLOL! SEC, I don't think I've laughed so hard all week; that is the funniest story I've heard in a long time.
And I love it when I get "that waitress." I had one point out in the parking lot one time to show me the car her boyfriend gave her for Christmas. She liked it alright, but not as much as her old one. The new car was automatic transmission and the old one was manual, so she could fix it -- herself -- when it needed working on.
Fortunately, I never saw her anywhere else.
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