Dear Crawfish,
I am sorry that true_story had such a bad experience with you, but you know that I love you TO DEATH!!! This New Orleans girl is DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE with you!! I can't live without you! It is because of you that I have lived in the South so long. What in the world will I do if I were to move to a city or state that does not have you? Perish the thought!!
Keep on doing what you do. In fact, I might run out and get five pounds today.
RD