Dear Women
Okay, I love mini dresses and miniskirts. I wear them.
But there are some outfits that are clearly SHIRTS that you turned into a dress. NO. NO. NO. Last night, there were 4 women who turned shirts that barely cover their rear end into a dress. I don't care if you wear swim shorts, or something under it, just in case. IT'S A SHIRT. PERIOD. YOU LOOK STUPID. PERIOD.
If you wore short shorts with a shirt, even if the shirt is longer than the shorts but we can see you have shorts on, that's cool because you KNOW you're wearing short shorts and a shirt. You aren't pretending to be wearing a dress. Ugh.
Sincerely,
One of the Women and Men Who Sat Around Wondering What the Hell You Had On
(I wasn't the one pointing, though, those were the other women and men.)
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