^^^YOU. ARE. TOO. MUCH.
Dear Me,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? First, you oversleep for your presentation, but you were tired and had been up all night for a couple nights, I understand. We smoothed that over and you aced it anyway. Then, you STILL can't sleep for no good reason and overslept for work? We've been early to work everyday for two weeks, it's been awesome! It was only 15 minutes so I can overlook that...maybe. But then, you go and take a nap when you promised you wouldn't do that and look what happened. You fell asleep "FOR AN HOUR" this afternoon and now it's after 11pm and you have wasted all the time you were going to spend cleaning up and working on your research paper. This paper is so important, how could you? I am so disappointed in you. Now what? You have to be back at work in 7 hours and you're wide awake.
*sigh* Okay, girl. Work on the paper for an hour, read some Narnia to sooth your nerves, then get some rest cause tomorrow's a long day and there's no time for a nap ANYWHERE in it. That should put us back on track and, if not, we're asking Mr. Doctor Man about this whole not sleepin' thang. *pat pat* It's okay. I forgive you. Just get it together.
CG