I really think that all greeks suck and just have massive orgies together. Doesn't it hurt when they paddle you? Cause when they did it to me they made me eat tunafish/chocolate flavored dog food and it made me so sick that my sorority brothers all teased me and took my pledge pin (that I had to wear on my bare skin) away. And then when they made me go to the Delta Chi Epsilon Tau Gamma's and cook dinner for all 30 of their brothers and sisters I cried cause they made fun of my block lettered shirt. THen I got balled cause I got stains on it putting the crab rolls into the oven. I hate Alpha Beta Gamma Delta for balling me so I am going to tell everyone their secrets now. The Alpha stands for the greek word "Aolphikenhaohgoaknrgk" meaning "Tough skinned" and the Beta stands for the greek "butt" meaning Butt and the Gamma stands for the greek "gotalotofproblemsinmyhead" meaning "loving" and the Delta stands for the greek "Dogmatic" meaning Dogs. So they stand for tough butt loving dogs. And that is why I quit.
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"...and love her for her womanhood."
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