Ok, these are just LOCAL reflections.. not to be taken TOO seriously!
How many Chi-o's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they never saw it go out since they are always at the frat houses.
How many Sigma Nu's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sigma Nu? You mean they really DO exist?
HOw many Kappa Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, they wait for a pledge to do it.
How many Pikes does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, since anything is a good excuse for a party!
How many tri-delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three - one to change, one to make t-shirts, and one to make posters
How many pi phis does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to call the Housing corp and get permission to "make changes to the house" and one to change it
How many alumni does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, although the rest will sit and complain about how much better it was when the OLD lightbulb worked!
TG
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