Dear Best Friend,
As your sister & someone who loves you, I’m sorry that you’re hurting. As me…. I can’t feel that sorry for you because you put yourself in that position. When you didn’t leave after the first time you were cheated on, then after you were disrespected, it let him know that it was okay to do so. Granted, he’s an idiot and he’s not worth the bullet it would take to kill him. True enough, he will NEVER find another woman who even comes close to you. But, you stayed. You stayed when I did all but beg you not to, and then you bought a house with him! Ugh. You could have been happy & drama free a long time ago. I stopped crying about your situation when I realized you really didn’t want to be out of it. I still love you, though.
Dear ex-Fiance,
Happy early birthday. Old girl had best lay out the red carpet for you tomorrow! I’ll be listening to Ultra Magnetic MCs and Black Sheep all day in your honor.
Dear Soon-to-be-President Obama,
I’m so proud of you. You’re handling all the garbage, ignorance, and negativity thrown at you with grace. I’m going to do everything that I can to help you reach your goal. Don’t let me down!