[AlphaGam1019]

I have a list too!
Sounds about the same, but seems like things are switched around.


How many Greeks does it take to change lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to make t-shirts for the occasion.

How many PhiPsi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many PiKapps does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the homosexual experience.

How many DU brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---DU doesn't have electricity.

How many Gamma Phi's sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
five, one to change the lightbulb and four to hoist her up.

How many Theta Chi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--the house looks better in the dark.

How many Beta brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the sigma chi's.

How many SAEs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

How many Kappa Delta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, it's the most fun they've had in years.

How many Sigma Chi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change it, two to throw the old bulb back at Betas,
and one to brag about Brad Pitt.

How many Tri-Delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole sorority--but only one of them is smart enough to get the
bulb out of the socket.

How many Sigma Pi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They're homeless.

How many Sammies does it take to change a light bulb?
WHO????

How many AZDs does it take to change a light bulb?
They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will
help them on their way up the social ladder.

How many DGs does it take a to change a lightbulb?
Four, One to change the light bulb,two to check the brand name
on the box, and one to order matching sweater sets and dark jeans to celebrate the occasion.

How many ADPi's does it take to change a light bulb?
You mean after they're done changing the batteries in their...

How many Sigma Kappas does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, since they all look better in the dark anyway.

How many Sigma Nus does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to
come over and watch them dance naked.

How many ZBTs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to send flowers to all the sororities.

How many Alpha Phi sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to buy the pot, two to make fun of all the other sororities, and one to cheat and call the electrician.

How many Delta Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities.

How many Pi Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're too busy drinking.

How many Sig Ep brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're too busy watching dawsons creek and wishing their
middle letter was an "A" and not a "Phi".

How many Theta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It won't ever get done because the pledges can't be forced to do it.

How many AXO's does it take to change a lightbulb?
They won't even notice the bulb is out since they're always shopping.

How many TKE's does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them--It has to look as tacky as possible.

How many KA's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out.

How many Kappa Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares about electricity when it's 110 degress and you're waiting in line for beer.