[Benzgirl]

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.” -- Samantha

"I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted! Where is he?" -- A frustrated, single Charlotte

"Oh my God, she's fashion roadkill!" -- Gay BFF Stanford, when Carrie takes a faceplant while working it at a runway show

"No white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up." -- Miranda, while choosing what to wear at her wedding

Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.

Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single-digits anymore.

Miranda: He was funny. And cute.
Carrie: Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha: That IS the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie: But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating.