McCain: "I don't give a damn...I fought in a war...damn those g***s...that's right I said it!!! They will always be g***s to me!!!! G***S G***S G***S!!!"
A political advisor or someone whispers in his ear: "Hey...just apologize...you may be jeopardizing your career...keep the g**k stuff for behind closed doors."
McCain: "okay...I apologize...to the g***s and nong***s...because such language is not right...."
He's sooo sincere.