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Originally Posted by Xidelt
I'm thinking about contacting the producers and seeing if they can help me put together a how-to DVD for all of these new posters who want to start their own sororities. I would include helpful tips such as:
--be sure to send your pin to the Smithsonian so that it can be put in the "Voted Most Beautiful Pin" collection.
--send a copy of your ritual to the Library of Congress. 
--Don't forget to send your pin to NASA so it can be sent to the moon on the next space mission.
--be sure to register your new sorority with the National Fraternity and Sorority Agency (for all of those posters who wonder who they need to contact about their new org to make it "official". Uh, student activities?) |
Don't forget that they should make sure that there aren't any of those pesky brothel laws getting in the way of them having a house. Those laws are all over!