Things my fam says:
"Gimme got shot!" (When you ask them for something)
"Keep talking! You gon be pickin up yo face/nose/mouth/ off da floor!!!

I have also been told:
"Keep talking! Imma shove this size 9 up yo azz!!!
"If you wanna eat like an animal put your plate on the floor!" (when one of us was eating our food too fast)...also said:
"You eat like the food is bout to jump off yo plate!"
"Well ain't that 'bout a bucket of chicken!" (Equivalent to "Well I'll be D#%@$d!!")
"Save yo teeth now so they can save you later." (When we were eating too many sweets)...
More to come later...