I don't get asked this question per se, but I get asked "So are you dating anyone yet?" quite a bit. Everytime I go into work actually. I work at a hospital and no matter WHAT ward I'm on, I'll run into at least one person who wants to set me up. I just say "I am seeing someone. See that bag full of textbooks? We've been together since August. Jealous type, doesn't like to share me with anybody."
Oh, and the ever popular "You're
still a virgin? Oh, we'll have to fix that" as though I'm broken.
Once someone asked me that and I said "Your boyfriend is
still married?"
She had it coming.