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Originally Posted by Kevin
How about this:
The government has several non-moral objections to animal marriage. The first that occurs to me is that if we were all allowed to marry our animals, the IRS Code could basically forget about having a "single" status for taxpayers. We'd ALL be "married, filing jointly" with Toonces. Being married to someone who doesn't produce income greatly reduces your own tax liability.
-- so there's a non-moral reason for you.
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How about you respond to the whole remark (on morality, mind you) then? You should be able to marry your sister...polygamy should be ok...etc.
And your IRS argument is ridiculous but that's neither here nor there.