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Originally Posted by cincy
I am a virgin and very proud of it. It is so rare these days. I plan on waiting until I get married. There are a few reasons for this but the main one is because GOD SAID! Thats all I'm going to say about that.
So my question is, IS SEX OVERRATED?
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Girl, yeah. When you got dem toys you don't need a man. Dildos, vibrators, anal beads, fruits, vegetables, etc. will keep you occupied. Occupied with your time alone, and occupied in that va-jay-jay. You know what I mean? Vibrators are getting more sophisiticated each day, try the multi-speed, let the vibrations esculate while you masturbate. You know what I mean? Many people think that the bootyhole is exit-only like fire escape, but it's really like an elevator. Contents can go up or down, and in or out. Like that one dude said, it's not "Every man's home is his castle", it's "Every man's home is his asshole". If you go the bead or plug route, make sure you use EXTRA lube.
I think I remembered way too much from the last Sex Toy Party I attended.