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This is what happens when we don't force our pledges to recite the Greek alphabet while holding upside down matches

I can actually still do this Comes in real handy whilst doing crossword puzzles under pressure.

For years, the rumors about the Wrigley arrow and Parker Pen arrows being due to Pi Phi wives of company founders were accepted as true by members

Yes, I had to memorize these as well! Bummer that it turns out to be false!!