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Originally Posted by Firehouse
Ha! That's one of the funniest things I've read. please, allow me to add some:
Wearing your collar outside your coat;
More than one ring on your hand;
Wearing jewelry anyplace on your body that your girlfriend might wear on hers;
A tattoo in any language other than English;
Winning the "Miami Vice Lookalike" contest;
Can recite entire scenes of the movie "Scarface" from memory;
Enjoys fishing, but uses explosive devices instead of a rod & line;
Prefers pistols over long guns;
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If I may:
Steps anywhere in the vicinity of a tanning booth/self-tanner;
Overly tweezed eyebrows (guys should really only fix uni-brows);
Shaves any part of his body other than his face;
Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister;
Unbuttons his oxford to show off his chest (seriously, that's nasty);
Rocks gold chains.