HC my computer at work doesn't have speakers?

HC I need some music in my life?
HC I'm gonna hafta invest in a little desktop CD player?
HC the sounds of keyboards, paper handling, and voices is not going to cut it?
HC that's all I really had to say?
HC I'm kinda tired today?
HC I wasn't even up as late as I thought I'd be?
HC we had fun in the chat last night?
HC I'm almost all caught up on my net-life?
HC I have to get back to work now?

HC it's no fair that there are 5 workdays and 2 off days in the week?
HC it's no fair?
HC, no fair daddy, no fair?
HC that was my favorite line in Pet Semetary?

HC I'm out, yall, I'm out?