disclaimer: though ive ranked these places, i really do eat them all without judgement. and quite happily, as any fattie would.
First Tier
Quiznos (black angus steak yummmmmmmmm)
Chipotle (i hear it was better when it first started and has declined, but still heart it)
Burger King (actually i'd put them as 2nd tier, but i have this childhood nostalgia attached to BK and will eat a Whopper over a Big Mac anyday. and come on! onion rings!)
Johnny Rockets (im a sucker for themed restaurants)
Chik-Fil-A (its allllllll good, even the salad, except the lemonade, its a little too tart for me)
Papa John's (Domino's has small pies and Pizza Hut doesnt deliver around here)
Wendys (they dont make vanilla Frosties)
Au Bon Pan (i dont know if they count as fast food, but their soups are good! and the peach iced tea!)
Second Tier
McDonalds (you know, i couldnt work the nerve to call them first-tier)
Dominos
Subway
Golden Krust (theyre popping up outside of NY - anyone eat from there? however if there's an actual Jamaican restaurant in the area, forget it)
KFC (they got the NERVE to sell apple pies!)
Popeyes (i like their chicken skin lol and the biscuits with the apple jam!)
Pizza Hut (again, if they delievered, theyd be tops)
Third Tier
Checkers (mustard on burgers? no WAY)
Taco Bell (i would not fucc with TB after-hours)
White Castle (you know why... but again, wouldnt fucc with WC after hours, its shady)
Blimpie (never cared for it)
Roy Rogers (reminds me of too many long car rides on the turnpike and on a larger scale, reminds me that people are really DIFFERENT outside of NY)