[korkscru]

LAWD, LAWD, how in the WORLD could ANYONE miss Lisa Nicole Carson's and Monique's BREASTESES (pronounced Bre-ste-sez). Now I'm a woman with a lot of meat also, but there ain't no way in the world that I would THINK that I could possibly fit my size 42-C's in a size B cup. And that's EXACTLY what Monique did. As a matter of fact, I think that Monique did what she said she was going to do on the movie TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME (yall know when she said that she was going to buy two of the same dress and use one for the front and the other for the back?). Homegirl did that mess FOR REAL. Now as far as Lisa Nicole Carson is concerned, I REALLY thought that she was pregnant. That didn't make no sense. She's a beautiful woman (and so is Monique), but it's obvious that she (and possibly Monique) has this THING about her breasts.

LAWD HELP 'EM!!!!