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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

At this point, Obama could say the sky is blue and Hillary would challenge his assessment.

Hillary: Shame on Obama for saying the sky in this great nation is blue.

Audience member #1: Um, the sky is blue.

Bob Johnson: Black folks are only agreeing that the sky is blue because Obama is black.

Audience member #2: Um, I'm asian and the guy who agreed is white.

Bill: What Hillary meant to say is that the sky isn't just BLUE, it's AMERICAN sky blue and it's a shame that Obama refuses to acknowledge this fact.

Audience member #3: WTH?

*Hillary hands Bill an Arch Card* Go get a Big Mac and let me handle this. Great Americans, the sky is more than blue. This great sky is blue with OPPORTUNITY!

Audience member #4: Can you explain what you mean?

Chelsea: It's none of your business!

*McCain and his wife rush the stage*

McCain: Blue skies for a hundred years!

C. McCain: I have always loved the blue skies of America!

*Audience collectively roll their eyes and leave*

Rev Wright: You want him to bless the white clouds after they rained on our souls! I say G-D DAMN THE WHITE CLOUDS!

Hannity: SEE, I told you Obama was a muslim!

Caller: Um, Rev. Wright is a Christian pastor.

Hannity: But he HATES America and the ONLY people who hate America are MUSLIMS!

Caller: Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols hated America. They killed Americans and destroyed a government building. Were they muslims?

Hannity: Yes, yes they were! Next caller.

Love ya for posting this! So funny