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Originally Posted by banditone
- A well to do, successful alumni to tell about his time in the house, and how it prepared him to excel in the business world.
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Or a well to do, successful alumni who tells a story about a loss in his life and how his brothers showed up for the funeral/at his house/etc.
I'm a Rho Chi this year and it's going to be a pain to listen to these same type stories 15 times, at least.
edit: Or go fuckin nuts like the AGR's, and toss around blow-up dolls, cut ficus trees with weedeaters, break old tv's, computers...push the rushees into the house and go crazy in their face. Have someone strap a helmet on and run into the wall
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
Last edited by Elephant Walk; 04-08-2008 at 10:28 AM.
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