I KNEW it would be funny, cuz Soror SexyMocha posted it! LMAO!
1) Yep, sure would. I'd feel bad about it, and I'd get over it, but I'd do it. Preferably at a funeral where English isn't spoken.
2) Now, I understand that he will have no sex, but what about me?? One year, no cranks? I'm straight. 7.5 mill is a hefty sum of money, and it's quite tempting, but I couldn't do it. The thought of my man in a dirty bed is gross. What if he catch some mess?? Ugh, naw. What if he hangs himself during the year?
I'm paranoid like that. Hmm, but 7.5 mill is a hefty sum... I might have to think about this a little longer. What is basic foods?? In The Matrix (yall know that's my movie, lol) that mess looked gross, LOL!
3) One month is not that long?? Speak for ya'self!!! HECKEE NAW!!! Nope. No. HEEEEEECK NAW!!! I'm not going to jail, not for a night, not for a week, and dang sure not for a month. Toot-a-loo money, toot-a-f***in'-loo.
4) See #3.