Dear Suzanne Malveaux (of CNN),
When the presidential capaigns hit Ohio -- or anywhere nearby, for that matter -- if you need a place to stay, holla at me. It doesn't matter whose campaign you're covering, Obama's or McCain's, get at me. ...Hang out, and you can pocket all that CNN per diem. I got you covered.
For you, I would verry, verry verry much like to be the Voice of America. I know looking at you, errr, I mean, talking with you can help me put it all in perspective. We can go one-on-one, 60 Minutes-style, whatever interview style you want. Together, your beautiful questions and my answers, we can figure this thang out, we can truly find a way to make America a better place.
Yours in journalistic solidarity and manly appreciation,
TB06