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Originally Posted by Bill R.
And I tried making suggestions like asking the brothers to change their diet to reduce malodorous stools, they laughed in my face. I tell them to avoid walking around the house barefoot, so the carpet will smell like carpet and not raw feet, it falls on deaf ears.
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Really?! They laughed?!! In your face?!!!
And you
want a carpet smell?
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Originally Posted by Bill R.
I have a reason for this. Dirty old bills alone are really gross, but I think they are harmless. However, when I eat out, the last thing I touch is money. I think it is unsanitary to handle old musty bills, right before I eat. I could wash my hands twice, once before I get in line and once I get my food, but I find that sort of inconvenient.
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I find it hysterical.
I would agree with others that there's no way you're a guy, but your clone works down the hall from me. He's a super nice guy, but yeah, we laugh at him too.