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Originally Posted by Bill R.
We have a pretty small house, it houses 13 brothers, and we do not have a den mom. I know that we are guys, and we tend to be little more sloppy than girls, but we should not act like we were raised by wolves.
I bought coat trees for them to hang up their stuff, but they still drop their stuff any and everywhere. I made schedules for dishwashing and taking out the trash, but they ignore them. And I tried making suggestions like asking the brothers to change their diet to reduce malodorous stools, they laughed in my face. I tell them to avoid walking around the house barefoot, so the carpet will smell like carpet and not raw feet, it falls on deaf ears.
My efforts on trying to get these guys under control are useless. I think I will be moving out at the end of the semester. That sucks though, because I really like my brothers.
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There is no way this is true. No way.
Besides...I would think walking around in shoes would dirty up the house more than walking around barefoot? You really asked them to change their diets?
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