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I'm glad I found this, now I can vent:
2 my sister: I love you very dearly, but now you have got to go. You will be 20 in a few months and you act 13. Our 15 year old sister is more grown than you. Unfortunalty I am tired of you and your monkey ass of a boyfriend. We have all done so much for you and you've taken us for granted, especially me. Ok, so you got fired from your job for being a childish little brat almost 2 months ago and didn't tell me. I don't know how you expected me not to find out? What were you going to do when I asked for your half of the rent? When you got a new job 2 weeks ago, why did you have to get fired after 4 days b/c you decided that it was more important to go to a party in another state in which you didn't have no idea on how you were getting back home? I thought getting stranded in MO with no way home would wake you up some, I guess I was wrong. Why do you do so much more unmentionable shit! Mom said that's the same reason she got rid of you but told me to give you another chance. Gran'ma said I should have kicked you ass out over a month ago. I think I'ma listen to grandma because I'm putting you out tomorrow morning. Don't worry, I's sure that rusty monkey ass dinosaur looking ass boyfriend of yours has a place for you to stay, since you say that "He is all that you got." He isn't anything and hasnt done anything for you. How dare you!!!
2 my sister's ugmo of a boyfriend: Why? Oh, Why are you dating my sister? You are 28 years old, no job, no car, no life, you are completely worthless. Why don't you date a woman, instead of a lil girl. Are you intimidated by a woman with a job, a car, and acts her age. I feel that you are taking advantage of her naiveness. You are not a real man for that. Every day that she spends with you she gets younger and dumber. Should I be collecting rent from you too since you be over here every day of the got darn week!?! Since I'm kicking her out that is bye bye to you too. I am the type of person who avoids conflict, but it's gon be some conflict in the morning cause ya are GONE!!!!
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