[GammaZeta]

APRIL FOOLS!!! No seriously, you're just a few days short Honky.

Kinda funny, I submitted a petition of over 100 alumni willing to donate time and major $$$ (including some people in professional sports, doctors and lawyers) to HQ and no one ever got back to me...

Now, with an already VERY successful recolonization of PIKE, which just happens to be living in our FIRST CHAPTER HOUSE, HQ has finally decided to do something???

Day late and a dollar short.

I kept asking when we would recolonize, and when I did get a response, it was "Umass greek system is dead and it wouldn't be worth it."

All while new fraternity after new fraternity kept popping up at Umass!

Either someone at HQ had a huge grudge against Gamma Zeta and was stopping it, or our research for possible expansion/recolonization is woefully inadequate.