LOLOLOL. Holy crap, Blondie, we were separated at birth. During David A's (lol @ cupcake, I love it) performance, I told my husband he reminded me of a young Richard Marx-type!
Co-sign co-sign co-sign on your summary. However, I would slightly change the bottom 3 in my utopia. It would be Jason the face contortion king, the Carly Simon wannabe (the blonde whose real name I can never remember) and the Carly Simon namesake, Carly Smithson, who is incapable of taking criticism. Did you see her face last night? If she lands in the bottom 3 again this week (or, dare I dream, gets eliminated), I think her head will explode. She got way too used to being fawned over by the judges early on.