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At 3am, when that phone rings...what your future presidents could be doing:
John McCain
Going to the bathroom due to incontinence
Seeing if his Viagra really, really works
Playing Risk to help his memory
Watching the Military History channel
Hillary Clinton
Ducking sniper fire to get to the phone
Praying that the cops aren't calling because she has to bail Bill out
Rejecting and denouncing Monica with her right hand.
Prank calling Bill Richardson
Barak Obama
Doing lines
Getting Karim to take a message
Tranferring the call over to Trinity Church Hotline
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