[IlovemyAKA]

Like AlwaysSAI, I had a roommate my sophmore year who didn't do laundry. She would just take clothing off & put it back in her drawers or the closet. In her own words, she also "didn't like to shower while she was on her cycle". The heifer was nasty.

I did it to myself though. Housing used to have us stand in line to turn in our roommate cards. I was going to let the school pick my roommate because I didn't care who I had. She was behind me in line, introduced herself, and asked if I would like to be her roommate because she didn't want a crazy person. That right there should have been a red flag, but I agreed. It turned out that she knew who I was all along because she had a crush on the boyfriend that I had at the time. However, I didn't find out about that until much later.

Over the summer, the school sent us each other's phone numbers and addresses so that we discuss things to bring when school started or whatever. She would call for no reason at all. Still, I didn't see the signs. Moving right along to sharing a room...
Once, she had a rash on her neck & put Lysol on it saying "you know Lysol kills germs". There's a difference between antibacterial & disinfectant, dummy.

One day, I bought some boots & jeans. She bought the exact same jeans & boots the next day. She followed suit another week with a shirt I bought. She would say my hair was pretty. One time she hit me with the "one night while you're sleeping I'll cut off all your hair, dye it black, and when people ask 'where'd you get that pretty hair from? I'll say: from IlovemyAKA'". I remember this verbatim because it was one of the craziest things I had ever heard. She would join the same RSOs that I was in.
My friends would say she'd turn out like the crazy chick on "Single White Female". She would try to hold conversations with them on the phone when they called for me.

There's probably more. My friends & I joked about her all year long.

ETA: I forgot that one time after we lived together, I was riding with a friend who said "oh, there's Crazy's car". We kept going before she saw us, or so we thought. Once we get back to my friend's house, she gets a call on her landline. It was Crazy. She got the number from a friend to "discuss a project for an RSO". She asked for me when she called. I didn't even live there. She went on to say "I saw you and your friend at the store. I couldn't back up to say Hi, so I got the number to call to say Hi once I thought you two had made it back in".