[pirate00]

Freshman year I had the distinct honor of having Daniel (aka Donkey), as my first roomate. All sterotypes apply here, country bumpkin, poor hygiene, clothes had never seen a washer and dryer before, and this was just before Febreze took the world by storm. The worst incident involving him was on Halloween when me and my girlfriend were awoken at 2:33am by Sarah, the residence hall coordinator and 2 ECU police officers looking for "Donkey". Apparently he had participated in a pantyraid across campus and had destroyed the 4th floor water fountain in our hall. Needless to say he had to perform community service, pay restitution, put on academic probabtion, and was kicked out of school with no fanfare with a GPA of 1.6.