He was in SUCH denial.
They said she was in love with him. She admitted that she loved him but tried to act like he was a great friend. Whatever. Maybe I'm just into friends that need so much maintenance.
I wanted to cuss him out for needing her to cut the jalapeno peppers and bathe him. Are you kidding me, dude?

He was soooo cocky during the intervention meeting "I don't need help...I have myself...I've helped YOU."
A mug full of vodka and lying about drinking...yeah you've got your life in control. Then he dismissed her help but said she could still work for him. LOL.