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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
For starters, Chuck will be celebrating the International Day of Awesomeness by basking in his own self-producing rays of awesomenity.
Chuck started the day at his favorite restaurant, which opened up at 7 AM just for Chuck. Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.
Chuck will probably work into his schedule an artillary shopping spree (there is no limit on a Chuck Norris credit card... or minimum payments).
Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time. |
Happy Birthday, Chuck! Hope it's a kick ass day for you!
What are you wearing to celebrate?