For starters, Chuck will be celebrating the
International Day of Awesomeness by basking in his own self-producing rays of awesomenity.
Chuck started the day at his favorite restaurant, which opened up at 7 AM just for Chuck. Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.
Chuck will probably work into his schedule an artillary shopping spree (there is no limit on a Chuck Norris credit card... or minimum payments).
Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see
27 Dresses... for the 3rd time.