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Most of the real ones have been already said...
along those lines the one that always bothers me is...
when you're alllowed to drink, don't leave all your shit in the brothers room while he's gone, I mean it's fairly fucking obvious but pledges don't understand how much shit goes down in chapter when this happens
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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