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I believe it was Blondie93 who requested this thread be resurrected. So I've created a rhyme. Like to hear it? Here it go.
ODE TO ONLINE SHOPPING by nittanyalum
I remember when shopping over the internet
started up back in the day,
I, like many others, was suspicious
Type in my cc number??? No way!
As we both aged and gained experience
My trust in the lock icon grew
I tentatively placed my first order
And my days trudging to the mall were through!
Oh, iTunes, Amazon and Target Online
How did I ever doubt an experience so divine?
I point and I click and what I need's on its way
If I feel like scoring a great deal, I head over to ebay!
Late at night in my pjs
Or quick between lunch and a meeting,
I get all my shopping done painlessly
Though my free time is so fleeting.
From Christmas presents to birthday balloons
Wedding gifts to baby showers
If I click, they'll wrap and mail it
Or the old stand-by, just send flowers!
Oh, online shopping I now adore you
I don't know how I did it before
Get dressed? Stand in line? Pay with cash?
Ugh, what a bother and a bore.
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