I think these societies are poorly arranged on the part of the members and excellently arranged on the part of the founders and higher ups if they want to make a profit. What are the profits being used for?
If I want to wear red hats, I'll hang around my fedora wearing Sorors.

I love fedoras and look forward to my Delta Dear days when I can be old-school-cool with other red hat wearing Delta Dears.

But after all the hat wearing, socializing, and networking Delta is still a nonprofit sisterhood where we are giving back to the community.
Please say the "Blue Thong Society" is a joke.