[novella000]

HTHC I missed the chat last night?
HTHC I was in the car?
HTHC I was driving like 170 miles from my home?
HTHC it was b/c of some dayum drama?
HTHC dangit, I got home last night @ 2am?
HTHC y'all?
HTHC it was b/c somebody (a smooth criminal) got arrested?
HTHC this crook had drivien 170 miles from home to go dayum outlet shopping?
HTHC the outlaw didn't have a valid driver's license?
HTHC you don't pay a ticket... your license gets suspended... you get caught speeding (98 in a 65)... YOU WILL GO TO JAIL?!?!?!
HTHC I am tooooooo dayum nice?
HTHC y'all?
HTHC payback is a sunuvabinch?
HTHC the perpetrator knooooooooowwwwwssss betta?
HTHC the lawbreaker gushed and gushed, all of the way home last night, about how in love with me they were?
HTHC the jailbird had me AND a friend of mine up all that time?
HC it was b/c the friend of mine had to drive my car... and I had to drive the defendant's vehicle?
HTHC I AM SOOOOO DAYUM TIRED?
HC chit!!!?!??!