Thank you all for your suggestions!!
I just got a humidifier, so I'll have that up and running soon. (Will make sure it doesn't get moldy.)
On shopping list:
Static Guard
Dryer sheets
defrizz stuff (Bumble Bumble or Frizz Ease)
And I'll try using my knuckles, not shuffling feet and touching a door knob too.
I really appreciate the help. I was starting to feel like a real freak. I zapped a cashier and a parking attendant this week.
