Bluetiful, stop adding the smilies. LOL. I saw the original emoticon that you had and I know that the smilies are changing the tone of the post. It's okay that you were baffled because you thought I am singing a different tune. The only thing that has changed is that you don't cuss out your coworker.
ETA: Don't be showing up at that party with your cocktail dress and "bedroom name," though. You ain't slick. LOL.