[Benzgirl]

A few years ago, I had to take over a department for a crazy woman.

In the first 90 days that she was employed, her mother and father both got cancer, her brother died, she was mugged, contracted cholera and wintessed a shooting.

When I pointed out to her that people who get cholera typically die within 24 hours, she began back-peddling. Claimed it was due to the big blackout, even though her apartment never lost running water.

While we never could determine if her parents had cancer, she couldn't obtain proof that her brother died when we asked for verification for bereavement pay. She resigned right after that.